Personally, I think all women should
have cleft chins and all men
should wear their hair like Elvis.
I think that "Last Train to Memphis"
should be taught in high school
and that LeeAnne should win an Oscar
by the year 2010 and never have to
work a corporate job. I think that cold
computer labs are an abomination
and that the Colonel should be burned
in effigy every January 8th. I think that
banana cream pie is disgusting and that
bananas themselves are slightly questionable.
But I love oranges.
3:02 PM February 26